The Bad Apple goes Rotten

Damien is known for being a bad apple but in one quick swoop she went from a few worm holes to fermented apple juice. In an act of exorcism, one day Damien projectile vomited around her bed room, which included a messy spill on Twiglet´s computer. Months passed by and Damien still had not purchased a new laptop for her very angry sister. Finally, Twiglet recieved a call from Damien saying that she had purchased a Mac, just like her last one, for the low price of $200, of course it was used but none the less it was a computer. Shocked by her sisters newly found sense of responsibility Twiglet was very happy. Patti Cake´s friend would be traveling to Barcelona and would bring the computer for her. The day Twiglet went to pick up the computer she found it was in very good condition but had no charger, thinking this was strange she felt maybe she had to investigate the situation further. As she turned the computer around she found a sticker on the bottom stating, ¨please do not remove, this is property of the Maine Technology Institute.¨Suddenly it all came together, Damiens boyfriend, Shit 4 brainz, went to school in Maine and was known for being quite a delinquint. So it hit her, he stole the computer and gave it to Damien to give to her sister, thinking that because Twiglet lived across the Atlantic there is no way he could get caught. When Twiglet confronted Damien she went through a series of lies before the truth finally came out. Drinking under the age of 21 may get you grounded Damien, but stealing a computer from a University may land you in the big house. Oh the webs we weave!