The Baker Man Bakes a Cake

Thirty-six is by no means old, especially in the realm of the sexual world. All is usually functioning properly and the drive still tends to be quite high. Viagra isn´t normally
a word in the language of men at that age, that is unless they are drug abusers, or the Baker Man.
The Baker Man´s sexual performance was never quite up to parr for Patti Cake, but once his obscene behavior became more apparent she didn´t seem to be interested in sexual relations with him anyway.
One month after Patti Cake dumped the Baker, he began to ponder more and more on why she would leave such an upstanding citizen like himself. He felt that perhaps it was due to his lack of passion in the sack. After doing some research he decided to invest in a bottle of Viagra to give him that extra kick. ¨This will get her!¨he thought.
In a desperate attempt to see Patti Cake, the Baker Man began to do some investigative stalking on Facebook to see where she would be going that evening. One of her friends made a comment about a restaurant they would eat dinner at later that night and the Baker Man quickly called one of his friends begging to go there with him to make it seem as though it was a strange coincidence.
That night as Patti cake enjoyed her lively dinner, she suddenly felt a tap on the shoulder. As she turned she saw the Baker and tried to cover her expression of disgust. They carried on with polite conversation and after he returned to his table. From there he began sending her desperate text message, those of a dirty, provocative nature, speaking crudly about his sexual feelings. As Patti Cake tried to change the subject the messages got worse, until he finally told her he had bought some Viagra and would like to test it out. Patti Cake began to feel as though she was going to be sick, she ran to the bathroom with one hand covering her mouth, where she found the Baker Man blocking the door. ¨Please!¨he begged, ¨Just one more time! We can have dessert at my place, I baked a cake!!¨ No longer able to hold it in any longer Patti Cake´s dinner ended up all over the Baker Man´s blue collar button down. Seeing his attempt was fruitless, he walked home to his upper east side studio, head held low. When he arrived home he went staright to his computer, typed in Match.com and began his search for a viagra lovin´lady. Watch out girls the Baker Man may want to Bake you a cake!