Damien seems to have a long line of bad luck, or more so instant karma. When she does wrong she has imidiate consequences for her actions. The police force in her small town all know her by name and have caught her in a series of petty crimes including pot smoking, drinking underage and numerous other acts. One cold winter day Damien decided it would be a great idea to practice her driving skills, due to the fact that she did not yet have a license, in the rented car of her boyfriend´s cousin. Seeing as Damien has only driven a handful of times it may have been slightly more intelligent to practice in a parking lot or another enclosed space with no cars or people, but the devious streak in Damien told her that the open road was the way to go. Blasting 50 cent in the car, she drove the car to the local gas station with her boyfriend, whoes rap name is Shit 4 Brainz, in the passenger seat. As usual they were arguing about facebook flirting with hoes, as they pulled up to the station. Parked in front, Shit 4 brainz hops out of the car pulling up his gangster capris (because nothing screams tough guy more than overly baggy jeans cut off right above the ankle) and goes into the gas station to buy Colt 45 and Dutches to roll blunts. While sitting in the car, Damien decides she wants to show her ¨hubby¨whoes really boss. She turns on the car, and as he´s about to walk out of the gas station she hits the gas plowing right into the glass doors of the gas station, barely missing her boyfriend. In a state of shock, Damien snaps out of her vengeful rage and realizes that there are fifty cop cars parked around her. She bursts into tears and starts explaing that it was all an accident, she was just trying to park. Hummmmm the subconcious is a scary thing Damien!
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